【ネタ】ユーロの取り扱い説明書

EUR FX trading guide.......

1. Put your hand on a EBS key pad
2. Open your Reuters news
3. When you see red color headlines contains; Germany, IMF
4. Press Sell button
5. DO NOT READ THE CONTENTS
6. When you see a red color headlines contains; ECB, France
7. Press Buy button
8. NEVER READ THE CONTENTS
9. Make sure your end of day risk is flat

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